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JER also added these questions only a true Carroll alum would know to validate themself:
A) What were the two places people turned around when cruising the drag?
B) Which side of the football field has the Kuemper bleachers, and which side is for Carroll High?
C) What's the nickname for the area that includes Pike Ave., Perch Street, and Bass Street?
D) Where was the old Sernett's department store?
E) What was the name of the monkey who lived at Swan Lake?
F) Which football field restrooms are the best for hitting it?

Posted on 11/26 1:17 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by Shafthawk:
JER also added these questions only a true Carroll alum would know to validate themself:
A) What were the two places people turned around when cruising the drag?
B) Which side of the football field has the Kuemper bleachers, and which side is for Carroll High?
C) What's the nickname for the area that includes Pike Ave., Perch Street, and Bass Street?
D) Where was the old Sernett's department store?
E) What was the name of the monkey who lived at Swan Lake?
F) Which football field restrooms are the best for hitting it?

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Having traveled through Carroll, I believe the Kuemper bleachers are on the West side, and Carroll High on the East side.



Posted on 11/26 1:28 PM | IP: Logged

According to a post on the DM Register she is the director of the Swan House Assisted Living Center In Carroll.



Posted on 11/26 2:28 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by Don'tReadThis:
According to a post on the DM Register she is the director of the Swan House Assisted Living Center In Carroll.

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Yeah. Welcome to last night's Hawkeye Report info.

BTW, people who get their panties in a bunch over whether a picture can be posted here as opposed to elsewhere prolly need to get nailed by some dude in the bathroom of a major sports arena with said panties around their ankles. Wussies.



Posted on 11/26 2:32 PM | IP: Logged

This thread is why I'm glad to be a member of HROT. CLASSIC.



Posted on 11/26 2:38 PM | IP: Logged

Wow she got fired? That is BS.



Posted on 11/26 2:45 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by SerenityNoww:
Wow she got fired? That is BS.

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Not really. She publicly embarrassed her employer with her behavior.



Posted on 11/26 2:47 PM | IP: Logged

Not only that, she never did the upright dog with the Board Chair.



Posted on 11/26 4:48 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by JoeKane:

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Originally posted by SerenityNoww:
Wow she got fired? That is BS.

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Not really. She publicly embarrassed her employer with her behavior.

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And do you think he will lose his job? I highly doubt it.



Posted on 11/26 2:54 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by uiowa08:

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Originally posted by JoeKane:

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Originally posted by SerenityNoww:
Wow she got fired? That is BS.

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Not really. She publicly embarrassed her employer with her behavior.

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And do you think he will lose his job? I highly doubt it.

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If he had one that was named in the newspaper like she did, then I'd guess he probably would.



Posted on 11/26 3:00 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by JoeKane:

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Originally posted by uiowa08:

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Originally posted by JoeKane:

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Originally posted by SerenityNoww:
Wow she got fired? That is BS.

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Not really. She publicly embarrassed her employer with her behavior.

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And do you think he will lose his job? I highly doubt it.

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If he had one that was named in the newspaper like she did, then I'd guess he probably would.

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Her job was named in the newspaper? Why did they name her job and not his job? That is the exact point - she is getting treated like hell about this while he is a hero. In the end, this is a misdemeanor and it is ridiculus that she should lose her job over it. If every person who had an affair or got drunk and did something stupid deserve to lose their job, unemployment would be about 80%.



Posted on 11/26 3:05 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by uiowa08:

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Originally posted by JoeKane:

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Originally posted by uiowa08:

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Originally posted by JoeKane:

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Originally posted by SerenityNoww:
Wow she got fired? That is BS.

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Not really. She publicly embarrassed her employer with her behavior.

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And do you think he will lose his job? I highly doubt it.

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If he had one that was named in the newspaper like she did, then I'd guess he probably would.

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Her job was named in the newspaper? Why did they name her job and not his job? That is the exact point - she is getting treated like hell about this while he is a hero. In the end, this is a misdemeanor and it is ridiculus that she should lose her job over it. If every person who had an affair or got drunk and did something stupid deserve to lose their job, unemployment would be about 80%.

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Maybe if he were a married professional with three kids and she were an unmarried twentysomething, we could compare the media treatment.



Posted on 11/26 4:44 PM | IP: Logged

Sing to the tune of "The Mirror in the Bathroom" by the English Beat:

Cougar in the bathroom
please do me.
The door is locked
just you and me (and 15 cheering Hawk fans).
Don’t need a restaurant
that's got glass tables
just a large stall
with room for thrusting
Cougar in the bathroom
I just can't stop it,
Every Hawkeye game you see me
Kinnick tailgating
Find no interest in the
sacks and rollouts
Just thousands of Hawk fans
cheering for me, me, me...
Cougar in the bathroom
You're my cougar in the bathroom
You're my cougar in the bathroom
You're my cougar in the bathroom...
Cougar in the bathroom
under arrest
For all my crimes
of sex with men.
HROT’s whispers
make no sense
Drift gently into
mental illness.
Cougar in the bathroom
please do me
The door is locked
just you and me (and Univ. of Minn. PD).
Don’t need a restaurant
that's got glass tables
Just a large stall
with room for thrusting.
Cougar in the bathroom
Cougar in the bathroom...



Posted on 11/26 4:52 PM | IP: Logged

god bless you guys for this thread. made the afternoon at the office here in LA.



Posted on 11/26 5:07 PM | IP: Logged

The guy went in the bathroom with a loaded gun........A LOADED GUN!!!
(Something about Mary)

What was he supposed to do?



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Posted on 11/26 5:24 PM | IP: Logged

marty tirrell deserves a beat down, hopefully by the veteran he just accused of rape.



Posted on 11/26 5:16 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by L. Wade Childress:
marty tirrell deserves a beat down, hopefully by the veteran he just accused of rape.

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Oh jebus...what's that idiot saying today?



Posted on 11/26 5:17 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by uiowa08:

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Originally posted by JoeKane:

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Originally posted by SerenityNoww:
Wow she got fired? That is BS.

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Not really. She publicly embarrassed her employer with her behavior.

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And do you think he will lose his job? I highly doubt it.

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This reminds me of an old Andrew Dice Clay Joke that went something like this.

Girl - So a girl that has sex with lots of guys is a slut but a guy who has sex with lots of girls is a stud??

Guy - Exactly



Posted on 11/26 2:58 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by uiowa08:

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Originally posted by JoeKane:

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Originally posted by SerenityNoww:
Wow she got fired? That is BS.

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Not really. She publicly embarrassed her employer with her behavior.

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And do you think he will lose his job? I highly doubt it.

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He's a hero.

Posted on 11/26 2:56 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by SCHawkFan:

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Originally posted by uiowa08:

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Originally posted by JoeKane:

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Originally posted by SerenityNoww:
Wow she got fired? That is BS.

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Not really. She publicly embarrassed her employer with her behavior.

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And do you think he will lose his job? I highly doubt it.

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He's a hero.

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The boys at the Linden Lumber Yard have already bought him a round.



Posted on 11/26 2:59 PM | IP: Logged

OK. So we're supposed to believe, from her account, that she was really drunk, walked up to the concourse, and some dude was all like:

"Hey drunk Milf, wanna bang in the can?"

And she was all like

"Yarigh okee, less go"





Posted on 11/26 2:53 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by torbee:
OK. So we're supposed to believe, from her account, that she was really drunk, walked up to the concourse, and some dude was all like:

"Hey drunk Milf, wanna bang in the can?"

And she was all like

"Yarigh okee, less go"

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Right. And this random stranger just happened to live 60 miles from her back in Western Iowa? Riiight. Think Mr. Feldman is buying that BS?



Posted on 11/26 3:00 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by Herky2002:

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Originally posted by torbee:
OK. So we're supposed to believe, from her account, that she was really drunk, walked up to the concourse, and some dude was all like:

"Hey drunk Milf, wanna bang in the can?"

And she was all like

"Yarigh okee, less go"

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Right. And this random stranger just happened to live 60 miles from her back in Western Iowa? Riiight. Think Mr. Feldman is buying that BS?

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Depends.

1. How good is her BJ?



Posted on 11/26 3:04 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by Herky2002:

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Originally posted by torbee:
OK. So we're supposed to believe, from her account, that she was really drunk, walked up to the concourse, and some dude was all like:

"Hey drunk Milf, wanna bang in the can?"

And she was all like

"Yarigh okee, less go"

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Right. And this random stranger just happened to live 60 miles from her back in Western Iowa? Riiight. Think Mr. Feldman is buying that BS?

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Honest to god he blames himself for not going to the restroom with her.



Posted on 11/26 3:03 PM | IP: Logged

Too funny...at the Nine Inch Nails concert at Target Center last night they had footage of a couple shagging in a bathroom on the back screen during one song. I didn't know about this story and thought it was really graphic and ofdd. Now it makes me laugh.



Posted on 11/26 2:56 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by JoeKane:

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Originally posted by SerenityNoww:
Wow she got fired? That is BS.

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Not really. She publicly embarrassed her employer with her behavior.

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besides....you want grandma or granpa having to look over their shoulder every time they need to take a leak?



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Posted on 11/26 1:52 PM | IP: Logged



Hey, try not to bang any guys on the way to the Metrodome bathroom!

Posted on 11/26 1:37 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by Bigghe:


Hey, try not to bang any guys on the way to the Metrodome bathroom!

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OMFG LMFAO. Bigghe that is great.



Posted on 11/26 1:47 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by Bigghe:


Hey, try not to bang any guys on the way to the Metrodome bathroom!

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OMG


"37!"



Posted on 11/26 1:42 PM | IP: Logged

damnit.....I was at the dome on saturday, guess I chose the "wrong" bathroom!!

Posted on 11/26 1:45 PM | IP: Logged

Maybe he just went in a stall, started tapping his feet, and just got really lucky!



Posted on 11/26 1:49 PM | IP: Logged

2002 - Tearing down the goalposts
2008 - Tearing up the pole in the bathroom


Aw, Hawks.



Posted on 11/26 1:52 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by Ivan_Drago:
2002 - Tearing down the goalposts
2008 - Tearing up the pole in the bathroom


Aw, Hawks.

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Posted on 11/26 2:04 PM | IP: Logged


moar funny pictures



Posted on 11/26 2:07 PM | IP: Logged

Obviously the Minneapolis finest are working day and night to ensure that any evil doers in public stalls are brought to justice.



Posted on 11/26 2:10 PM | IP: Logged

There is a rumor going around Carroll that if the Golphers would've won the game then the husband and the girlfriend would've got it on. Maybe HROT didn't ruin their marriage!

Posted on 11/26 1:45 PM | IP: Logged

I'm pretty sure that HER pants and underwear wouldn't have been down to her shoes if there was only a BJ going on.

This post was edited on 11/26 2:25 PM by cheesmo

Posted on 11/26 2:23 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by cheesmo:

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Originally posted by Troy555:
There is a rumor going around Carroll that if the Golphers would've won the game then the husband and the girlfriend would've got it on. Maybe HROT didn't ruin their marriage!

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I'm pretty sure that HER pants and underwear wouldn't have been down to her shoes if there was only a BJ going on.

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Perhaps they were in some kind of wildcat 69 formation using the toilet as a blocker.



Posted on 11/26 2:25 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by RushProbst:

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Originally posted by cheesmo:

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Originally posted by Troy555:
There is a rumor going around Carroll that if the Golphers would've won the game then the husband and the girlfriend would've got it on. Maybe HROT didn't ruin their marriage!

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I'm pretty sure that HER pants and underwear wouldn't have been down to her shoes if there was only a BJ going on.

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Perhaps they were in some kind of wildcat 69 formation using the toilet as a blocker.

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Wouldn't that mean two legs would be visible on the bottom and two at the top?

Posted on 11/26 2:28 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by beanT:

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Originally posted by RushProbst:

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Originally posted by cheesmo:

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Originally posted by Troy555:
There is a rumor going around Carroll that if the Golphers would've won the game then the husband and the girlfriend would've got it on. Maybe HROT didn't ruin their marriage!

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I'm pretty sure that HER pants and underwear wouldn't have been down to her shoes if there was only a BJ going on.

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Perhaps they were in some kind of wildcat 69 formation using the toilet as a blocker.

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Wouldn't that mean two legs would be visible on the bottom and two at the top?

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No there was a changing station in this stall. Those things are surprisingly strong.



Posted on 11/26 2:30 PM | IP: Logged


moar funny pictures



Posted on 11/26 2:32 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by Todd Brommelkamp:

moar funny pictures

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WEll done!



Posted on 11/26 2:33 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by Troy555:
There is a rumor going around Carroll that if the Golphers would've won the game then the husband and the girlfriend would've got it on. Maybe HROT didn't ruin their marriage!

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I can just see that happening. All jokes..fun and games. The husband is like ok ok AND if Mn wins then I go with the girlfriend (like either will ever happen he is thinking)....hahaha

Then all of a sudden during the late 3rd quarter..the wife and the old looking young guy are no where to be seen.



Posted on 11/26 2:03 PM | IP: Logged

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Originally posted by Troy555:
There is a rumor going around Carroll that if the Golphers would've won the game then the husband and the girlfriend would've got it on. Maybe HROT didn't ruin their marriage!

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Posted on 11/26 1:58 PM | IP: Logged

Another problem I have with this story....how dumb are these two? Other than the fact they chose to bang in a bathroom stall...

1. Wouldn't you lock it?
2. Wouldn't you put your clothes back on before opening it?
3. Wouldn't you just lie and say you were making out?



Posted on 11/26 2:04 PM | IP: Logged

"Hey, we had a deal, you have to live up to your end of the bet!"

"Okay... well, it's Thanksgiving. Gobble Gobble Gobble!"



Posted on 11/26 1:59 PM | IP: Logged

Originally posted by TennNole17: There has been a large number of people joining with fake profiles, and as a result, we are making a change to the site. Everyone will need to update their profiles with real names, or the account will have to be removed. I will be culling names from the site over the next two days, please ensure that you have updated your profile before then. If you find yourself banned for not updating in time, you are welcome to contact me to have the profile reinstated. Sorry to have to do this, but it's necessary for the community. Thanks, Jayson Elliot Rogers JER also added these questions only a true Carroll alum would know to validate themself: A) What were the two places people turned around when cruising the drag? B) Which side of the football field has the Kuemper bleachers, and which side is for Carroll High? C) What's the nickname for the area that includes Pike Ave., Perch Street, and Bass Street? D) Where was the old Sernett's department store? E) What was the name of the monkey who lived at Swan Lake? Posted on 11/26 1:04 PM | IP: Logged

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