Originally posted by Shafthawk: JER also added these questions only a true Carroll alum would know to validate themself: A) What were the two places people turned around when cruising the drag? B) Which side of the football field has the Kuemper bleachers, and which side is for Carroll High? C) What's the nickname for the area that includes Pike Ave., Perch Street, and Bass Street? D) Where was the old Sernett's department store? E) What was the name of the monkey who lived at Swan Lake? F) Which football field restrooms are the best for hitting it?
Having traveled through Carroll, I believe the Kuemper bleachers are on the West side, and Carroll High on the East side.
Posted on 11/26 1:28 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by HawkinMN: You KNOW someone had to get a pic from a cell phone.
I had the same thought. If so, this could get much worse for these two...especially the cougar.
Posted on 11/26 1:31 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by bpasker28:
Originally posted by Run&Blade: Funny, I have a feeling the number of Carroll alumni just went way up to get a look at the picture.
This is obviously true. I created an account on the website to take a look at the pic and got the below email a few moments ago from teh site's admin...
"There has been a large number of people joining with fake profiles, and as a result, we are making a change to the site. Everyone will need to update their profiles with real names, or the account will have to be removed.
I will be culling names from the site over the next two days, please ensure that you have updated your profile before then.
If you find yourself banned for not updating in time, you are welcome to contact me to have the profile reinstated.
Sorry to have to do this, but it's necessary for the community."
Necessary for the community or the chick that nailed some kid in a bathroom stale?
From everythink I've read, the sex was hardly "stale."
Smelly, yes. Stale, no.
Posted on 11/26 1:32 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by RDIETZ: From everythink I've read, the sex was hardly "stale."
Smelly, yes. Stale, no.
Oh. THAT hole.
Posted on 11/26 1:37 PM | IP: Logged
Hey, try not to bang any guys on the way to the Metrodome bathroom!
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Posted on 11/26 1:38 PM | IP: Logged
Apparently she gave a false middle name to police and her husband had to identify her before she was released? Wow! There has to be someone on here who witnessed or knows someone who witnessed the walk of shame with the cops down to where her husband was sitting so that he could identify her!
Posted on 11/26 1:39 PM | IP: Logged
Guy posting on the football board claims to know girlfriend and says the girlfriend claims it was only a bj. Of course that is what the boyfriend would say....
Posted on 11/26 1:39 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by waltersobchack:
I once got busy in a Metrodome bathroom...
This post was edited on 11/26 12:53 PM by waltersobchack
As great as it all has been Humpty coming into play is SOLID
Posted on 11/26 1:40 PM | IP: Logged
GOD I wish I had photoshop. UGH.
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Posted on 11/26 1:41 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by Bigghe:
Hey, try not to bang any guys on the way to the Metrodome bathroom!
OMG
"37!"
Posted on 11/26 1:42 PM | IP: Logged
There is a rumor going around Carroll that if the Golphers would've won the game then the husband and the girlfriend would've got it on. Maybe HROT didn't ruin their marriage!
Posted on 11/26 1:45 PM | IP: Logged
Maybe they have a open relationship and it's no biggie.
Posted on 11/26 1:45 PM | IP: Logged
damnit.....I was at the dome on saturday, guess I chose the "wrong" bathroom!!
Posted on 11/26 1:45 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by Bigghe:
Hey, try not to bang any guys on the way to the Metrodome bathroom!
OMFG LMFAO. Bigghe that is great.
Posted on 11/26 1:47 PM | IP: Logged
CORRECTION:
Mrs. Feldman is only 38, making her a "MILF", not "Cougar".
The original (banned) photo supports this.
And, judging from what happened Saturday, she's also a "Mom Who Likes to ____".
Posted on 11/26 1:48 PM | IP: Logged
Maybe he just went in a stall, started tapping his feet, and just got really lucky!
Posted on 11/26 1:49 PM | IP: Logged
2002 - Tearing down the goalposts 2008 - Tearing up the pole in the bathroom
Aw, Hawks.
Posted on 11/26 1:52 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by N8dogg99: Maybe they have a open relationship and it's no biggie.
just the kid's lives destroyed then.
Posted on 11/26 1:52 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by shamilto: Guy posting on the football board claims to know girlfriend and says the girlfriend claims it was only a bj. Of course that is what the boyfriend would say....
This brings to mind... Question to all...
If this was YOUR wife caught in the act, would you be more or less upset if she were giving the dude a BJ as opposed to having intercourse?
For some reason, giving a BJ screams "slut" to me even more than having sex.
This post was edited on 11/26 1:53 PM by dirt33
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Posted on 11/26 1:52 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by dirt33:
Originally posted by shamilto: Guy posting on the football board claims to know girlfriend and says the girlfriend claims it was only a bj. Of course that is what the boyfriend would say....
This brings to mind... Question to all...
If this was YOUR wife caught in the act, would you be more or less upset if she were giving the dude a BJ as opposed to having intercourse?
For some reason, giving a BJ screams "slut" to me even more than having sex.
This post was edited on 11/26 1:53 PM by dirt33
BJ. Anyone who will do it in a bathroom probably has an STI, and I would want no part.
Posted on 11/26 1:54 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by dirt33:
Originally posted by shamilto: Guy posting on the football board claims to know girlfriend and says the girlfriend claims it was only a bj. Of course that is what the boyfriend would say....
This brings to mind... Question to all...
If this was YOUR wife caught in the act, would you be more or less upset if she were giving the dude a BJ as opposed to having intercourse?
For some reason, giving a BJ screams "slut" to me even more than having sex.
This post was edited on 11/26 1:53 PM by dirt33
Both are the same for me, either way she wouldn't be my wife anymore that's for sure.
Posted on 11/26 1:55 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by dirt33:
Originally posted by shamilto: Guy posting on the football board claims to know girlfriend and says the girlfriend claims it was only a bj. Of course that is what the boyfriend would say....
This brings to mind... Question to all...
If this was YOUR wife caught in the act, would you be more or less upset if she were giving the dude a BJ as opposed to having intercourse?
For some reason, giving a BJ screams "slut" to me even more than having sex.
This post was edited on 11/26 1:53 PM by dirt33
I think I agree, not sure why, but I agree. Either way I would be getting divorced, unless they are swingers or open relationship.
Posted on 11/26 1:55 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by Troy555: There is a rumor going around Carroll that if the Golphers would've won the game then the husband and the girlfriend would've got it on. Maybe HROT didn't ruin their marriage!
Posted on 11/26 1:58 PM | IP: Logged
"Hey, we had a deal, you have to live up to your end of the bet!"
Originally posted by Troy555: There is a rumor going around Carroll that if the Golphers would've won the game then the husband and the girlfriend would've got it on. Maybe HROT didn't ruin their marriage!
I can just see that happening. All jokes..fun and games. The husband is like ok ok AND if Mn wins then I go with the girlfriend (like either will ever happen he is thinking)....hahaha
Then all of a sudden during the late 3rd quarter..the wife and the old looking young guy are no where to be seen.
Posted on 11/26 2:03 PM | IP: Logged
Another problem I have with this story....how dumb are these two? Other than the fact they chose to bang in a bathroom stall...
1. Wouldn't you lock it? 2. Wouldn't you put your clothes back on before opening it? 3. Wouldn't you just lie and say you were making out?
Posted on 11/26 2:04 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by Ivan_Drago: 2002 - Tearing down the goalposts 2008 - Tearing up the pole in the bathroom
Obviously the Minneapolis finest are working day and night to ensure that any evil doers in public stalls are brought to justice.
Posted on 11/26 2:10 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by hawkfaninmn:
Originally posted by HawkOptimist: Anyone know anyone who knows anyone that can shed some light on all this? Did they know each other? Are they internet buds? What's the word from Carroll?
You journalists and gossip wh*res out there have some work to do!
Good questions, and I think the HROT resident journalist should get on this. Torbee, this is your next story.
I'm not a gossip whore. I give it away for free. But I draw the line at public restroom sex.
Posted on 11/26 2:11 PM | IP: Logged
why cant ifind it?
Posted on 11/26 2:19 PM | IP: Logged
Dear lord,
Please let this thread stay at or near the top of the board and dear to the hearts and minds of our fellow posters (brother they be) until such time as I have purchased photoshop and mastered said software. George Michaels, Bill Clinton, Mr Clean, janitor Willie, Kirby Puckett...Oh lord our basket is truly full.
Amen
Posted on 11/26 2:20 PM | IP: Logged
I'm pretty sure that HER pants and underwear wouldn't have been down to her shoes if there was only a BJ going on.
This post was edited on 11/26 2:25 PM by cheesmo
Posted on 11/26 2:23 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by beanT: Dear lord,
Please let this thread stay at or near the top of the board and dear to the hearts and minds of our fellow posters (brother they be) until such time as I have purchased photoshop and mastered said software. George Michaels, Bill Clinton, Mr Clean, janitor Willie, Kirby Puckett...Oh lord our basket is truly full.
Amen
Don't you worry, B, we'll keep this up there. Wish I had the photoshop skillz needed for this priceless opportunity.
Posted on 11/26 2:24 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by cheesmo:
Originally posted by Troy555: There is a rumor going around Carroll that if the Golphers would've won the game then the husband and the girlfriend would've got it on. Maybe HROT didn't ruin their marriage!
I'm pretty sure that HER pants and underwear wouldn't have been down to her shoes if there was only a BJ going on.
Perhaps they were in some kind of wildcat 69 formation using the toilet as a blocker.
Posted on 11/26 2:25 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by Hawkness Monster: Any more posted pics with kids in it will result in the thread being pulled and/or posters being banned.
Are you going to ban people who post links to MySpace or Facebook? There are pictures of kids on there. I would expect you to be consistent with your rule.
Posted on 11/26 2:27 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by Pinehawk:
Originally posted by MN.HAWK: Do people not understand Phil's point? If he takes out the kids a person would have to post it on photobucket, then here picture is out of her control. At least now she can go take that photo off and this all ends.
People can go look at it on that site if they want to.
Not so fast, my friend. Look at the email I just got. Way to go, HROT, for causing mass banhammers on a site:
There has been a large number of people joining with fake profiles, and as a result, we are making a change to the site. Everyone will need to update their profiles with real names, or the account will have to be removed.
I will be culling names from the site over the next two days, please ensure that you have updated your profile before then.
If you find yourself banned for not updating in time, you are welcome to contact me to have the profile reinstated.
Sorry to have to do this, but it's necessary for the community.
Posted on 11/26 2:28 PM | IP: Logged
According to a post on the DM Register she is the director of the Swan House Assisted Living Center In Carroll.
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Originally posted by RushProbst:
Originally posted by cheesmo:
Originally posted by Troy555: There is a rumor going around Carroll that if the Golphers would've won the game then the husband and the girlfriend would've got it on. Maybe HROT didn't ruin their marriage!
I'm pretty sure that HER pants and underwear wouldn't have been down to her shoes if there was only a BJ going on.
Perhaps they were in some kind of wildcat 69 formation using the toilet as a blocker.
Wouldn't that mean two legs would be visible on the bottom and two at the top?
Posted on 11/26 2:28 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by beanT:
Originally posted by RushProbst:
Originally posted by cheesmo:
Originally posted by Troy555: There is a rumor going around Carroll that if the Golphers would've won the game then the husband and the girlfriend would've got it on. Maybe HROT didn't ruin their marriage!
I'm pretty sure that HER pants and underwear wouldn't have been down to her shoes if there was only a BJ going on.
Perhaps they were in some kind of wildcat 69 formation using the toilet as a blocker.
Wouldn't that mean two legs would be visible on the bottom and two at the top?
No there was a changing station in this stall. Those things are surprisingly strong.
Originally posted by Don'tReadThis: According to a post on the DM Register she is the director of the Swan House Assisted Living Center In Carroll.
Yeah. Welcome to last night's Hawkeye Report info.
BTW, people who get their panties in a bunch over whether a picture can be posted here as opposed to elsewhere prolly need to get nailed by some dude in the bathroom of a major sports arena with said panties around their ankles. Wussies.
Posted on 11/26 2:32 PM | IP: Logged
Originally posted by Todd Brommelkamp: moar funny pictures
WEll done!
Posted on 11/26 2:33 PM | IP: Logged
Gas to drive watch the Hawks play at the Metrodome-$80 Tickets to watch the game-$120 Drinking beer at a Big Ten game while your team is kicking ass-$50 Becomming an interwebz legend for having sex in a public bathroom-PRICELESS
Posted on 11/26 2:34 PM | IP: Logged
Wow, check out the update from the Des Moines register:
“It’s ruined my life,” she said through tears today. “Not just the incident but the press.” Feldman, a married mother of three, said she was fired this morning from an assisted living center, where she had been an administrator.
Feldman said her husband, Kelly, has been supportive. She said he faults himself for not going with her when she left her seat to use the restroom before halftime.
“I don’t know what happened,” Lois Feldman said. “But I don’t deny that it did happen because obviously there are police reports.”
Yahoo! Sports
